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WE ARE…..

TOGETHER

OOooOoOoOooo

its so weird …

nagato-of-the-sixth-paths:

Ohai there.

HEY HEY THERE KIDO

asktsunade-sama:

your-daily-dose-of-hero:

zackmpreg:

sugaryacid:

jesscookie:

jakeenglishisacardinal:

Let’s do it. 
Let’s make Cory the most reblogged picture on Tumblr. 
We can do this. 
We can make this hapen.

cory you a busta 

Guys
Guys
You have no soul if you don’t reblog this

98% of you guys won’t reblog this. This will not make your blog ugly. In my opinion our blog is ugly with out this.
If you don’t reblog this I seriously judge you.

If you don’t reblog this, I am going to unfollow you. 

this is my childhood in a single picture

THATS SOOO RRAAVVEENNN

asktsunade-sama:

your-daily-dose-of-hero:

zackmpreg:

sugaryacid:

jesscookie:

jakeenglishisacardinal:

Let’s do it. 

Let’s make Cory the most reblogged picture on Tumblr. 

We can do this. 

We can make this hapen.

cory you a busta 

Guys

Guys

You have no soul if you don’t reblog this

98% of you guys won’t reblog this. This will not make your blog ugly. In my opinion our blog is ugly with out this.

If you don’t reblog this I seriously judge you.

If you don’t reblog this, I am going to unfollow you. 

this is my childhood in a single picture

THATS SOOO RRAAVVEENNN

(Source: neongenesisevangaylion)

epic-humor:

We steal the Declaration of Independence.


I AM THE GREAT NICOLAS CAGE ONLY I CAN STEAL THE DECLARATION OF INDePENDENCE AND GET AWAY WITH IT1!!1!2!@!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!@12!JSnjq

(Source: cis-siberianorchestra)

asktsunade-sama:

hope its a good one… and just saying dont die anytime soon suna needs a kazekage like you…not that i care or anything…

YOUR’E MAKING ME FEEL TOO DAMN OLD!

 YOU ARE OLD WOMAN

happy birthday Gaara, you’re a good kid… OLD ENOUGH TO CATCH ‘EM LAAADDIIEEEESSS!

meow

WHAT SHOULD I NAME IT:

i had icha icha paradise , chaos, violence,tactics and icha icha strap!

whats the next one!?@?!?!?@!?##?$@%!#??

asktsunade-sama:

ask-sasuke-uchiha:

ask-jiraiya:

asktsunade-sama:

ask-sasuke-uchiha:

asktsunade-sama:

ask-sasuke-uchiha:

ask-jiraiya:

asktsunade-sama:

ask-sasuke-uchiha:

ask-jiraiya:

ask-sasuke-uchiha:

asktsunade-sama:

ask-sasuke-uchiha:

ask-jiraiya:

ask-sasuke-uchiha:

ask-jiraiya:

asktsunade-sama:

ask-sasuke-uchiha:

asktsunade-sama:

ask-jiraiya:

ask-naru-kun:

ask-naru-kun:

ask-sasuke-uchiha:

ask-naru-kun:

*Glares at you*

…Sasuke…

im sorry i thought it would get her to stop… if i told her… Amaya i hurt the people i cared most because of that man… I even believe to this day that your mother somewhere inside still doesnt forgive me…

YOUR DOOR WAS IN THEE WAY OF ME SAVING YOUR CHILD NARUTO!

*Sighs*

Fine.

Just… go… *Points over towards Sasuke and Amaya*

*clears throat* N-now little Amaya … you are scaring your parents by obsessing over a VERY bad man … i would know i was in the same team as him… we were like… KAKASHI AND GAI .. yeah thats what we were like … but then he tried to distroy everything our sensei strived to protect, our sensei was the 3rd hokage … and he decided to find out what Orochimaru was up to and he did then Orochimaru fled the village of konoha and then he tried to take over konoha and then he joined the akatsuki and then he left the akatsuki *deep breath* and then he tried to steal sasuke away from konoha and then he succeeded and then naruto was like “come back sasuke” and then eventually sasuke came back and then they fell in love and then a stalk came down from the sky and gave them YOU *points at Amaya… and thats how babies are born…wait what were we talking about?

*sigh*idiot … Amaya listen.. we were both good friends of orochimaru when we were younger …not that im old…but what do good friends do Amaya? they don’t try to kill each other thats for sure … i hope you know that you cheering for someone who destroyed our village and then killed the 3rd hokage … not cool… the 3rd hokage was like a father to all 3 of us and Orochimaru took him down like nothing.. mind you sensei did QUITE some damage to Orochimaru… but he did things that brought pain to our entire villlage … and if he had succeeded with his plan you would have never been born. 

Amaya: He did all that? *looks down looking really guilty* i didnt know… im sorry lady tsunade…

*pats Amaya on her head* that’s alright Amaya, it just hurt your daddy alot when you said Lord Orochimaru after all he’s been through to make sure nothing will hurt you or your mother or Ryuu, when your daddy gets back i want you to give him the biggest hug ever … okay? 

*gives thumbs up to Amaya* what she said kido, also you should call Orochimaru Orochi-nyan it was his nickname a LONG time ago *chuckles and remembers the time orochimaru wore cat ears for an entire week after losing a bet* ….hmm….maybe thats why he tuned on konoha …nah! 

Amaya: okay and no ill call him Disgusting pedo killer snake.

*scratches head* heh.. i guess sasuke will be okay with that… 

Amaya: mhmm *gets this sense* i think mommy and daddy are fighting because of me… *gets really sad* im a horrible child…

*goes over and hugs Amaya* ohh sweetie you’re not a horrible child you just thought you were cheering for the right person, i’m sure your mother and father are just trying to figure out why you thought Orochimaru was cool. 

Amaya: *shakes head* i can sense that they are fighting about him leaving to get revenge on Orochi… mommy punched daddy and now mommy is yelling at daddy pointing to his marriage ring asking daddy if it meant anything to him..

*smiles* hey common kido y’know that ring means more than just marriage for them i bet they’ll come home just like normal *gives thumbs up* 

*gets angry with the lying and eyes turn red as red cloak starts to form over her* DO NOT LIE TO ME! NOTHING WILL BE OKAY! THEY ARE FIGHTING BECAUSE OF ME! MOMMY PUNCHED DADDY IN THE FACE BECAUSE OF ME!!!!!!!!! SO DO NOT DARE SAY THAT!!!!!

OI , JUST BECAUSE YOU SAW THAT DOESN’T MEAN THAT WAS THE END OF THEIR LIVES ,YOU OUT OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THAT AMAYA! 

T-tsunade calm down ehe. 

Amaya:*looks up at you with the 9tails eyes but also with the Sharigan* *growls at you*

*looks at you unafraid* *raises eyebrow* now is that a kind way to treat you hokage?*sighs* kids these days.

Amaya: *growls again* i want my parents back happy again *books it out the door*

*sigh*fuck. *legs it after Amaya* 

god dammit *begins running after tsunade* 

Amaya: *looks back at you two* *looks frontwards again and swings the tail at you two*

*flicks tail away* *continues running* 

*panting* AW COMMON KIDO I’LL TEACH YOU THE FROG SUMMONING JUTSU!! 

asktsunade-sama:

ask-sasuke-uchiha:

asktsunade-sama:

ask-sasuke-uchiha:

ask-jiraiya:

asktsunade-sama:

ask-sasuke-uchiha:

ask-jiraiya:

ask-sasuke-uchiha:

asktsunade-sama:

ask-sasuke-uchiha:

ask-jiraiya:

ask-sasuke-uchiha:

ask-jiraiya:

asktsunade-sama:

ask-sasuke-uchiha:

asktsunade-sama:

ask-jiraiya:

ask-naru-kun:

ask-naru-kun:

ask-sasuke-uchiha:

ask-naru-kun:

*Glares at you*

…Sasuke…

im sorry i thought it would get her to stop… if i told her… Amaya i hurt the people i cared most because of that man… I even believe to this day that your mother somewhere inside still doesnt forgive me…

YOUR DOOR WAS IN THEE WAY OF ME SAVING YOUR CHILD NARUTO!

*Sighs*

Fine.

Just… go… *Points over towards Sasuke and Amaya*

*clears throat* N-now little Amaya … you are scaring your parents by obsessing over a VERY bad man … i would know i was in the same team as him… we were like… KAKASHI AND GAI .. yeah thats what we were like … but then he tried to distroy everything our sensei strived to protect, our sensei was the 3rd hokage … and he decided to find out what Orochimaru was up to and he did then Orochimaru fled the village of konoha and then he tried to take over konoha and then he joined the akatsuki and then he left the akatsuki *deep breath* and then he tried to steal sasuke away from konoha and then he succeeded and then naruto was like “come back sasuke” and then eventually sasuke came back and then they fell in love and then a stalk came down from the sky and gave them YOU *points at Amaya… and thats how babies are born…wait what were we talking about?

*sigh*idiot … Amaya listen.. we were both good friends of orochimaru when we were younger …not that im old…but what do good friends do Amaya? they don’t try to kill each other thats for sure … i hope you know that you cheering for someone who destroyed our village and then killed the 3rd hokage … not cool… the 3rd hokage was like a father to all 3 of us and Orochimaru took him down like nothing.. mind you sensei did QUITE some damage to Orochimaru… but he did things that brought pain to our entire villlage … and if he had succeeded with his plan you would have never been born. 

Amaya: He did all that? *looks down looking really guilty* i didnt know… im sorry lady tsunade…

*pats Amaya on her head* that’s alright Amaya, it just hurt your daddy alot when you said Lord Orochimaru after all he’s been through to make sure nothing will hurt you or your mother or Ryuu, when your daddy gets back i want you to give him the biggest hug ever … okay? 

*gives thumbs up to Amaya* what she said kido, also you should call Orochimaru Orochi-nyan it was his nickname a LONG time ago *chuckles and remembers the time orochimaru wore cat ears for an entire week after losing a bet* ….hmm….maybe thats why he tuned on konoha …nah! 

Amaya: okay and no ill call him Disgusting pedo killer snake.

*scratches head* heh.. i guess sasuke will be okay with that… 

Amaya: mhmm *gets this sense* i think mommy and daddy are fighting because of me… *gets really sad* im a horrible child…

*goes over and hugs Amaya* ohh sweetie you’re not a horrible child you just thought you were cheering for the right person, i’m sure your mother and father are just trying to figure out why you thought Orochimaru was cool. 

Amaya: *shakes head* i can sense that they are fighting about him leaving to get revenge on Orochi… mommy punched daddy and now mommy is yelling at daddy pointing to his marriage ring asking daddy if it meant anything to him..

*smiles* hey common kido y’know that ring means more than just marriage for them i bet they’ll come home just like normal *gives thumbs up* 

*gets angry with the lying and eyes turn red as red cloak starts to form over her* DO NOT LIE TO ME! NOTHING WILL BE OKAY! THEY ARE FIGHTING BECAUSE OF ME! MOMMY PUNCHED DADDY IN THE FACE BECAUSE OF ME!!!!!!!!! SO DO NOT DARE SAY THAT!!!!!

OI , JUST BECAUSE YOU SAW THAT DOESN’T MEAN THAT WAS THE END OF THEIR LIVES ,YOU OUT OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THAT AMAYA! 

T-tsunade calm down ehe. 

Amaya:*looks up at you with the 9tails eyes but also with the Sharigan* *growls at you*

*looks at you unafraid* *raises eyebrow* now is that a kind way to treat you hokage?*sighs* kids these days.

Amaya: *growls again* i want my parents back happy again *books it out the door*

*sigh*fuck. *legs it after Amaya* 

god dammit *begins running after tsunade* 

WE ARE…..

TOGETHER

OOooOoOoOooo

its so weird …

nagato-of-the-sixth-paths:

Ohai there.

HEY HEY THERE KIDO

asktsunade-sama:

your-daily-dose-of-hero:

zackmpreg:

sugaryacid:

jesscookie:

jakeenglishisacardinal:

Let’s do it. 
Let’s make Cory the most reblogged picture on Tumblr. 
We can do this. 
We can make this hapen.

cory you a busta 

Guys
Guys
You have no soul if you don’t reblog this

98% of you guys won’t reblog this. This will not make your blog ugly. In my opinion our blog is ugly with out this.
If you don’t reblog this I seriously judge you.

If you don’t reblog this, I am going to unfollow you. 

this is my childhood in a single picture

THATS SOOO RRAAVVEENNN

asktsunade-sama:

your-daily-dose-of-hero:

zackmpreg:

sugaryacid:

jesscookie:

jakeenglishisacardinal:

Let’s do it. 

Let’s make Cory the most reblogged picture on Tumblr. 

We can do this. 

We can make this hapen.

cory you a busta 

Guys

Guys

You have no soul if you don’t reblog this

98% of you guys won’t reblog this. This will not make your blog ugly. In my opinion our blog is ugly with out this.

If you don’t reblog this I seriously judge you.

If you don’t reblog this, I am going to unfollow you. 

this is my childhood in a single picture

THATS SOOO RRAAVVEENNN

(Source: neongenesisevangaylion)

epic-humor:

We steal the Declaration of Independence.


I AM THE GREAT NICOLAS CAGE ONLY I CAN STEAL THE DECLARATION OF INDePENDENCE AND GET AWAY WITH IT1!!1!2!@!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!@12!JSnjq

(Source: cis-siberianorchestra)

asktsunade-sama:

hope its a good one… and just saying dont die anytime soon suna needs a kazekage like you…not that i care or anything…

YOUR’E MAKING ME FEEL TOO DAMN OLD!

 YOU ARE OLD WOMAN

happy birthday Gaara, you’re a good kid… OLD ENOUGH TO CATCH ‘EM LAAADDIIEEEESSS!

meow

WHAT SHOULD I NAME IT:

i had icha icha paradise , chaos, violence,tactics and icha icha strap!

whats the next one!?@?!?!?@!?##?$@%!#??

asktsunade-sama:

ask-sasuke-uchiha:

ask-jiraiya:

asktsunade-sama:

ask-sasuke-uchiha:

asktsunade-sama:

ask-sasuke-uchiha:

ask-jiraiya:

asktsunade-sama:

ask-sasuke-uchiha:

ask-jiraiya:

ask-sasuke-uchiha:

asktsunade-sama:

ask-sasuke-uchiha:

ask-jiraiya:

ask-sasuke-uchiha:

ask-jiraiya:

asktsunade-sama:

ask-sasuke-uchiha:

asktsunade-sama:

ask-jiraiya:

ask-naru-kun:

ask-naru-kun:

ask-sasuke-uchiha:

ask-naru-kun:

*Glares at you*

…Sasuke…

im sorry i thought it would get her to stop… if i told her… Amaya i hurt the people i cared most because of that man… I even believe to this day that your mother somewhere inside still doesnt forgive me…

YOUR DOOR WAS IN THEE WAY OF ME SAVING YOUR CHILD NARUTO!

*Sighs*

Fine.

Just… go… *Points over towards Sasuke and Amaya*

*clears throat* N-now little Amaya … you are scaring your parents by obsessing over a VERY bad man … i would know i was in the same team as him… we were like… KAKASHI AND GAI .. yeah thats what we were like … but then he tried to distroy everything our sensei strived to protect, our sensei was the 3rd hokage … and he decided to find out what Orochimaru was up to and he did then Orochimaru fled the village of konoha and then he tried to take over konoha and then he joined the akatsuki and then he left the akatsuki *deep breath* and then he tried to steal sasuke away from konoha and then he succeeded and then naruto was like “come back sasuke” and then eventually sasuke came back and then they fell in love and then a stalk came down from the sky and gave them YOU *points at Amaya… and thats how babies are born…wait what were we talking about?

*sigh*idiot … Amaya listen.. we were both good friends of orochimaru when we were younger …not that im old…but what do good friends do Amaya? they don’t try to kill each other thats for sure … i hope you know that you cheering for someone who destroyed our village and then killed the 3rd hokage … not cool… the 3rd hokage was like a father to all 3 of us and Orochimaru took him down like nothing.. mind you sensei did QUITE some damage to Orochimaru… but he did things that brought pain to our entire villlage … and if he had succeeded with his plan you would have never been born. 

Amaya: He did all that? *looks down looking really guilty* i didnt know… im sorry lady tsunade…

*pats Amaya on her head* that’s alright Amaya, it just hurt your daddy alot when you said Lord Orochimaru after all he’s been through to make sure nothing will hurt you or your mother or Ryuu, when your daddy gets back i want you to give him the biggest hug ever … okay? 

*gives thumbs up to Amaya* what she said kido, also you should call Orochimaru Orochi-nyan it was his nickname a LONG time ago *chuckles and remembers the time orochimaru wore cat ears for an entire week after losing a bet* ….hmm….maybe thats why he tuned on konoha …nah! 

Amaya: okay and no ill call him Disgusting pedo killer snake.

*scratches head* heh.. i guess sasuke will be okay with that… 

Amaya: mhmm *gets this sense* i think mommy and daddy are fighting because of me… *gets really sad* im a horrible child…

*goes over and hugs Amaya* ohh sweetie you’re not a horrible child you just thought you were cheering for the right person, i’m sure your mother and father are just trying to figure out why you thought Orochimaru was cool. 

Amaya: *shakes head* i can sense that they are fighting about him leaving to get revenge on Orochi… mommy punched daddy and now mommy is yelling at daddy pointing to his marriage ring asking daddy if it meant anything to him..

*smiles* hey common kido y’know that ring means more than just marriage for them i bet they’ll come home just like normal *gives thumbs up* 

*gets angry with the lying and eyes turn red as red cloak starts to form over her* DO NOT LIE TO ME! NOTHING WILL BE OKAY! THEY ARE FIGHTING BECAUSE OF ME! MOMMY PUNCHED DADDY IN THE FACE BECAUSE OF ME!!!!!!!!! SO DO NOT DARE SAY THAT!!!!!

OI , JUST BECAUSE YOU SAW THAT DOESN’T MEAN THAT WAS THE END OF THEIR LIVES ,YOU OUT OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THAT AMAYA! 

T-tsunade calm down ehe. 

Amaya:*looks up at you with the 9tails eyes but also with the Sharigan* *growls at you*

*looks at you unafraid* *raises eyebrow* now is that a kind way to treat you hokage?*sighs* kids these days.

Amaya: *growls again* i want my parents back happy again *books it out the door*

*sigh*fuck. *legs it after Amaya* 

god dammit *begins running after tsunade* 

Amaya: *looks back at you two* *looks frontwards again and swings the tail at you two*

*flicks tail away* *continues running* 

*panting* AW COMMON KIDO I’LL TEACH YOU THE FROG SUMMONING JUTSU!! 

asktsunade-sama:

ask-sasuke-uchiha:

asktsunade-sama:

ask-sasuke-uchiha:

ask-jiraiya:

asktsunade-sama:

ask-sasuke-uchiha:

ask-jiraiya:

ask-sasuke-uchiha:

asktsunade-sama:

ask-sasuke-uchiha:

ask-jiraiya:

ask-sasuke-uchiha:

ask-jiraiya:

asktsunade-sama:

ask-sasuke-uchiha:

asktsunade-sama:

ask-jiraiya:

ask-naru-kun:

ask-naru-kun:

ask-sasuke-uchiha:

ask-naru-kun:

*Glares at you*

…Sasuke…

im sorry i thought it would get her to stop… if i told her… Amaya i hurt the people i cared most because of that man… I even believe to this day that your mother somewhere inside still doesnt forgive me…

YOUR DOOR WAS IN THEE WAY OF ME SAVING YOUR CHILD NARUTO!

*Sighs*

Fine.

Just… go… *Points over towards Sasuke and Amaya*

*clears throat* N-now little Amaya … you are scaring your parents by obsessing over a VERY bad man … i would know i was in the same team as him… we were like… KAKASHI AND GAI .. yeah thats what we were like … but then he tried to distroy everything our sensei strived to protect, our sensei was the 3rd hokage … and he decided to find out what Orochimaru was up to and he did then Orochimaru fled the village of konoha and then he tried to take over konoha and then he joined the akatsuki and then he left the akatsuki *deep breath* and then he tried to steal sasuke away from konoha and then he succeeded and then naruto was like “come back sasuke” and then eventually sasuke came back and then they fell in love and then a stalk came down from the sky and gave them YOU *points at Amaya… and thats how babies are born…wait what were we talking about?

*sigh*idiot … Amaya listen.. we were both good friends of orochimaru when we were younger …not that im old…but what do good friends do Amaya? they don’t try to kill each other thats for sure … i hope you know that you cheering for someone who destroyed our village and then killed the 3rd hokage … not cool… the 3rd hokage was like a father to all 3 of us and Orochimaru took him down like nothing.. mind you sensei did QUITE some damage to Orochimaru… but he did things that brought pain to our entire villlage … and if he had succeeded with his plan you would have never been born. 

Amaya: He did all that? *looks down looking really guilty* i didnt know… im sorry lady tsunade…

*pats Amaya on her head* that’s alright Amaya, it just hurt your daddy alot when you said Lord Orochimaru after all he’s been through to make sure nothing will hurt you or your mother or Ryuu, when your daddy gets back i want you to give him the biggest hug ever … okay? 

*gives thumbs up to Amaya* what she said kido, also you should call Orochimaru Orochi-nyan it was his nickname a LONG time ago *chuckles and remembers the time orochimaru wore cat ears for an entire week after losing a bet* ….hmm….maybe thats why he tuned on konoha …nah! 

Amaya: okay and no ill call him Disgusting pedo killer snake.

*scratches head* heh.. i guess sasuke will be okay with that… 

Amaya: mhmm *gets this sense* i think mommy and daddy are fighting because of me… *gets really sad* im a horrible child…

*goes over and hugs Amaya* ohh sweetie you’re not a horrible child you just thought you were cheering for the right person, i’m sure your mother and father are just trying to figure out why you thought Orochimaru was cool. 

Amaya: *shakes head* i can sense that they are fighting about him leaving to get revenge on Orochi… mommy punched daddy and now mommy is yelling at daddy pointing to his marriage ring asking daddy if it meant anything to him..

*smiles* hey common kido y’know that ring means more than just marriage for them i bet they’ll come home just like normal *gives thumbs up* 

*gets angry with the lying and eyes turn red as red cloak starts to form over her* DO NOT LIE TO ME! NOTHING WILL BE OKAY! THEY ARE FIGHTING BECAUSE OF ME! MOMMY PUNCHED DADDY IN THE FACE BECAUSE OF ME!!!!!!!!! SO DO NOT DARE SAY THAT!!!!!

OI , JUST BECAUSE YOU SAW THAT DOESN’T MEAN THAT WAS THE END OF THEIR LIVES ,YOU OUT OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THAT AMAYA! 

T-tsunade calm down ehe. 

Amaya:*looks up at you with the 9tails eyes but also with the Sharigan* *growls at you*

*looks at you unafraid* *raises eyebrow* now is that a kind way to treat you hokage?*sighs* kids these days.

Amaya: *growls again* i want my parents back happy again *books it out the door*

*sigh*fuck. *legs it after Amaya* 

god dammit *begins running after tsunade*